"Do you think," he said aloud as he painstakingly drove, "that when we die and appear before God on Judgment Day, that our sins will be listed in chronological order or in order of severity, which could be ascending or descending, or alphabetically? Because I don’t want to have God boom out at me when I die at the age of eighty-six, ‘So you’re the little boy who stole the three Coke bottles off the Coca-Cola truck when it was parked in the 7-11 lot back in 1962, and you’ve got a lot of fast talking to do.’"

"I think they’re cross-referenced," Luckman said. "And they just hand you a computer printout that’s the total of a long column that’s been added up already."

        ,------------.
    TT-"    _     _   "-TT
    ||     (o\---/o)    ||
    II      ( _ _ )     II
    ||__,--.(_(Y)_),--._||
    |/  "--"  ___  "--" \|
    /      ,-"   "-.     \
   /    _,~.      ,~._    \
  /   /(ooO )\__/( Ooo)\   \
 /_,~"_((_) )____( (_))_`~._\
(       "--"      "--"       )
 )__________________________(
  I_I                    I_I
 (___)                  (___)

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/__/\   /  /\ /__/::\      ___ /  /::\   /  /:/~/::\   _____\__\:\
\  \:\ /  /:/ \__\/\:\__  /__/\  /:/\:\ /__/:/ /:/\:\ /__/::::::::\
 \  \:\  /:/     \  \:\/\ \  \:\/:/__\/ \  \:\/:/__\/ \  \:\‾‾\‾‾\/
  \  \:\/:/       \__\::/  \  \::/       \  \::/       \  \:\  ‾‾‾
   \  \::/        /__/:/    \  \:\        \  \:\        \  \:\
    \__\/         \__\/      \  \:\        \  \:\        \  \:\
                              \__\/         \__\/         \__\/

                 ___
                /  /\
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/__/\   /  /\ /__/::\
\  \:\ /  /:/ \__\/\:\__
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  \  \:\/:/       \__\::/
   \  \::/        /__/:/
    \__\/         \__\/

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